I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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