As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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