R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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