Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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