Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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