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was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars

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(702): was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars http://tfl.nu/nxps

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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.

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(781): I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. http://tfl.nu/mkrc

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I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?

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(781): I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I? http://tfl.nu/0o9s

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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.

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(760): so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig. http://tfl.nu/u35s

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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while

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(317): She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while http://tfl.nu/u1c9

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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.

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(250): He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS. http://tfl.nu/xkr3

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well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.

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(727): well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up. http://tfl.nu/6z0c

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just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?

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(612): just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately? http://tfl.nu/tgsa

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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.

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(610): I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents. http://tfl.nu/hwmn

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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.

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(971): I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up. http://tfl.nu/s3lx

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At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.

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(801): At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good. http://tfl.nu/03g0

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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen

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(610): Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen http://tfl.nu/wlxj

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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs

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(972): Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs http://tfl.nu/f6lr

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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?

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(217): Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter? http://tfl.nu/zu2a

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I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!

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(606): I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about! http://tfl.nu/4ra3

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