Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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