He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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