so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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