If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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