fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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