how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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