one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
How external is "for external use only"?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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