She is in my trunk
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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