should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Randomize
