quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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