Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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