If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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