She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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