dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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