How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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