Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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