Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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