your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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