i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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