all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
He has the fingertips of a God
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