guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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