taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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