tell your sister to shave her snatch
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
either way he was missing a nipple.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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