I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
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