I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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