I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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