I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There's always time for handjobs
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I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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