his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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