Having a random hookup so left but love u
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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