quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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