i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
a search helicopter?!
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
