There is no way he is gay with that hair.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize