Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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