I want to have your abortion
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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