i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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