so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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