"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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