Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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