Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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