He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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