worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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