its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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