also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just want to make out with him forever
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila