My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
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