i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry