So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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