i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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