My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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