just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
No subtext here. People are naked.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
