Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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