hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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