i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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