Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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